Oh what a wonderful place it is!
The total time this old geezer has spent in Gielinor is 94 days and 11 hours. On the rise every time a Democrat gets into office, and I need a place to escape.
-Yelling at kids to get off my virtual lawn
-Fishin' with my mates
-Spendin' money on status symbols
-Wearing expensive hats
-Yelling at Dusty
- Fightin' in Fenkenstrains dungeon.