Oh what a wonderful place it is!

Time PlayedEdit

The total time this old geezer has spent in Gielinor is 94 days and 11 hours. On the rise every time a Democrat gets into office, and I need a place to escape.

Common ActivitiesEdit

-Yelling at kids to get off my virtual lawn

-Fishing trawler

-Fishin' with my mates

-Spendin' money on status symbols

-Wearing expensive hats

-Yelling at Dusty

- Fightin' in Fenkenstrains dungeon.